I know you love me
I know
I know
but when I sneeze
and fail
to cover my mouth
why do you turn away?
why do you hate me?
why susan why
you (parties, wears make up, takes selfies): hey XD
me (reads books, been to home depot, knows 3 different tree species, googled “picasso” on multiple occasions): i cannot find my glasses; hello, whom are you,
you used whom wrong
suddenly i can’t read,
darkpathos
unavolpe
i’m so in love with this bath bomb 😍
I had a server tell me about how he was harassed into going to a church baptism ceremony by a not so close friend and to get them off his back he agreed
He decided some time before that of he was going to be forced to do this her might as well have fun with it right? So he goes to lush and buys one of the black bath bombs, and cuts it in half.
Now fast forward to the day of and he is wearing a small harness under his shirt that is keeping both haves of the bath bomb one either shoulder blade.
He volunteers to get baptised
They take him up put him in the white robe and then he waits for his turn. Now the friend who invited him had no clue what he is doing. They are pleasantly surprised to see him participating.
Honestly. A mistake on their part.
I only knew this guy for a max of 45 minutes and I could already tell this dude was a chaos entity.
So his turn comes up and they go to dunk him and the water immediately starts to foam and turn black and he starts screaming like a banchee jumps out the water and hisses at the priest
Everyone fucking lost it and her was banned from ever attending that church again.
So yeah all in all seems like a great thing to do for a hilarious story
chaotic evil
